Everytime I leave, my neighbors have a party, how can I fool them for an invite?

You know this reminded me of a story, I know this guy who is very cool but not well liked, he scares others, well when someone was having a party and he did not get invited, he asked his friend who was in labor if he could have her placenta, and guess what he did with it, he went to the party and put the placenta at the bottom of the punch and that sat around and waited for others to realize what he did. Oh that was classic, so why dont you go anyway and create some madness, madness is much funner anyway.
Everytime I leave, my neighbors have a party, how can I fool them for an invite?
Act like your leaving then when they start there party knock on the door and tell them you wanted to let them know you decided not to go and say hey, your having a party, mind if I come in....lol
Reply:Talk to Fernando IV.





He can spite them for you.
Reply:lol i like chicken boy's answer!





go surprise them sharky!!
Reply:Just accept the fact that they don't want you at their parties. Sorry!
Reply:Next time you leave, drive around the block then come in through the back door and suprise 'em.
Reply:if you have to fool anyone for an invite to a party you must have other sociological issues needing attention. get help.
Reply:Are they having a party in celebration of your departure, or are they having a party because they like blasting David Lee Roth albums at all hours of the night, and feel it bothers you?





IF you and your neighbors are actually friends, next time you talk with them, tell them you don't mind loud music (occasionally) and just have them call you and let you know when the plan on having another get together.





If coming out and asking them for an invite is bothersome for you, break the ice and throw one of your own and invite them? Just have lots of booze, party music, pizza, and entertainment (save the strippers till the second party, don't want to scare them off) (and NEVER play David Lee Roth, that comment, like most of this, was a joke.)
Reply:Do you really want to go to a party where you're not wanted? I think the real issue at hand is why aren't you ever invited? Maybe you need to address what it is you're doing that makes them not want to invite you.
Reply:if you need to trick them for an invite...my guess is they probably dont want you there.