There is a girl playing golf in my lawn. Should I invite her for tea..?

Wifey is gone with kids for a week....
There is a girl playing golf in my lawn. Should I invite her for tea..?
ask her if she wants you to show her a real hole-in-one.
Reply:HELL NO


DO U WANT UR WIFE TO DIVORCE U?








the worst thing would be that she came home early with the kids and she opens the door and she sees u and that girl making out on ur stairs or something not a nice image to see man dont do anything tell that girl to get the f**k off ur lawn and eat some shyt or something go take a shyt on her face or fart on her face k thanks peace out
Reply:No im pretty sure she doesnt like tea, you should invite her in for some coffe and cake, she would like that, and while you at it ask her to come feel and test out your nice new warm, funny, inviting bed sheets you just bought........................
Reply:some random girl has come on your lawn and is playin golf?


and coz your wife an kids are away you wanna invite her in?





1. why the fook have you got some werido on your lawn playin golf?


tell her to piss off


2. your married an have kids... ACT LIKE IT
Reply:Only if you have the cloriform and restraints all prepared and ready plus a good idea where you will dispose of her body...


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Reply:No, you pervert! Girl what you a pedophile!
Reply:Are you asking me for permission to have some crumpet while your family is gone?
Reply:SURE. COULDN'T HURT. AS LONG AS YOUR NOT A PSYCHOPATH .
Reply:Of course u can start with tea and .....There is no harm in trying anyway.








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Reply:Is she cute? Did she bring crumpetts?
Reply:Invite her in to bake cookies
Reply:lol Tea yeah right





im gonna have to ask my husband if he want s to go in the bedroom for some sweet tea
Reply:Only if she shoots par and has a good sense of humor.








Actually, no. Avoid temptation. Marriage is precious.
Reply:Have her arrested for tresspassing.BTW-she's a friend of your wife-it's a test!
Reply:Just make sure when your done you put her in Valkyrie's cellar so she won't rat you out.





~Shae
Reply:No you should not. You should give her your balls to use though.
Reply:your a pedofile!
Reply:No your wife has ESP
Reply:Are you a boy or a man... what is the age difference between the GIRL and you ?
Reply:No.
Reply:Sure, if she's cute.
Reply:"Invite her for tea"?


yeah, right.
Reply:I sense a wifey trap...don't go there
Reply:if you like your wife then no that would be dumb
Reply:sounds like a plan dude


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Reply:um no unless you want a divorce
Reply:only if you live in england. old chapp!
Reply:yeah just watch watch her stroke before each hole